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  • shante-atthedisco:

    actually me tho

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  • constantbullshitting:


    "I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

    Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

    now THAT’S what i call a party

    (via sparkedsynapse)

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  • (Source: miyku, via assassinwithpassion)

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  • pulledmytrigger:






    This is disgusting.

    I heard about the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge thing today it’s fucking sick and there is a petition to get those sick bastards in prison for what they did. Please sign it.

    This is awful if anyone who has heart overlooks this then YOU are the criminal not just them

    I just wanna gather these kids up and beat them with baseball bats, and possibly their parents too.

    I mean, being a parent I imagine that sometimes its tough to stop all the shit they do, and they will do certain things regardless of what you teach them. BUT SOMETHING AS BASIC AS DONT ABUSE AUTISTIC PEOPLE SHOULD BE PRETTY EASY TO TEACH

    The boy who has been left paralysed happened not far from me and it’s horrendous. They should prosecute it as a hate crime, that’s what it is.

    My heart goes out to the poor boy

    I have worked with & cared for developmentally disabled people for 8 years… It’s the only job I’ve ever done & cannot imagine doing anything else. How could anyone hurt such innocent, amazing people?? These disgusting, pathetic excuses for human beings deserve horrible things inflicted upon them. If I came across anyone doing something remotely close to this to one of my wonderful clients, I would not hesitate to beat the living shit out of them…

    (Source: questionall, via pewdiepiesfanblog)

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  • nifflerstorm:







    im gonna puke

    I counted 9 various “go away”s, but he wouldn’t flipping STOP.

    I love how he thinks offering a pile of trash (that is, himself) that he knows is unwanted counts as “generosity”.

    - Mod D.

    "don’t be a slut"

    "have sex with me"

    (via westoftheglass)

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  • murphels:

    it must be really sad for chris evans when he finds a nice shirt that fits him really well but then he accidentally flexes his mammoth fucking biceps and hopelessly rips the sleeves into a thousand pieces, which i assume happens at least three times a week

    (via westoftheglass)

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  • uglygirlsclub:

    don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

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  • cistro:

    Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

    (via yusufdaistanbooty)

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  • (Source: miyku, via lifethatiscratched)

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  • my-innocence-is-lost:



    trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

    or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

    two kinds of people.

    (Source: samuelfriberg, via helloassassinscreedfans)

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  • Gamer sex tip #38


    If you want your boyfriend to fuck you harder, just shout “FULL SAIL. SHE CAN TAKE IT.”

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  • roymaes:

    the greatest plan in history

    (via onlyvalkubus)

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  • If the Beatles were in class together:


    John: throws paper airplanes at girls to get their attention

    Paul: studies hard to be the teacher’s favourite

    George: hides snacks in his pencil case

    Ringo: falls off his chair for no reason

    (via ankoku37)

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